ConservativeChitChat Endorses “Fishing for Leave”

ConservativeChitChat approves of making Britain’s Fishing Industry Great Again via the group “Fishing for Leave”.

Looking through their posts on social media, you’d have to be a massive drooling vegetable with a turnip for a brain not to agree with them.

Obama: Making himself just as unpopular out of office as he was in it

While the site’s been out of action due to glitches, former President Obama has been unleashing plans to screw-up one of the better bits of Chicago with his new Presidential Library, and it ain’t been going down too well.

Now he’s apparently getting sued over it.

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Bananaman Returns

David Milliband is..... Bananaman

When I got up today, my news feeds and timelines were filled with news of the return of Bananaman, brother of Beaker.

Apparently he’s tag-teamed with a cross-party bunch of has-beens to Remoan about Brexit, so he’s lost none of his old abilities to spout BS.

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ConservativeChitChat arrives on YouTube

While the blog was down and out of action, I decided to take the opportunity to create a ConservativeChitChat YouTube Channel.

Since opening the channel, that I’m still not 100% sure yet what I want to do with it, YouTube has made changes that make it harder to earn squat from it, but it’s still useful via the Subscriptions tab to find News + Politics/social commentary channels on the YouTube platform, as well as the Liked Video Playlist.

The blog is back

After 12-18months of gremlins caused by technical cock-ups, the blog is back at full strength.

It’s largely been fixed due to making another cock-up, deleting the whole thing, and re-installing with posts restored from a back-up.

I’m hoping to be able to get into the habit of writing on this thing more frequently, but we’ll see.

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A few reasons why Hillary lost…..

For starters, lots of people hate former British prime minister Tony Blair…. the Clintons used to be very good friends with the Blair’s, and taught him & his party everything they knew about how to lie & spin doctor their way to power at all costs…..

The Clinton’s are basically the King & Queen of that style of politics that’s been going on since the early 90’s, inspired the sitcom “Spin City“… claim all the expenses & extra income they can get their hands on, spin doctor everything with glossy PR Bullcrap to stay in power even if it means casually ignoring public services falling to bits, and smear opponents with a variety of lies to the point they’re too timid to fire back in case it backfires on them.

Second reason….. the memory of Bill’s inability to keep his pants on when he’s around women, ranging from rape allegations to inappropriate use of a cigar…. having him hanging around in back of shot probably wouldn’t have been ideal for his victims if Hillary had won…. especially after what she said about them.

Third reason…. the phenomenon commonly known as “Arkancide“, where a long list of people the Clinton’s were associated with seeming to have a rather unfortunate tendency to die shortly after doing something to piss them off.

Fourth reason….. the stories of Hillary giving Bill a black eye in the White House + lashing out at the Secret Service guys.

Fifth reason…. the time she referred to black people as “Super Predators” + that other time she called a top guy in the KKK her “Mentor”.

Sixth reason….. her policies of basically trying to fix America’s problems by doing more of the things causing the damn problem in the first place + recycling things long after they’ve been taken apart by some of America’s leading policy think tanks as nonsense

Seventh reason….. lying about Benghazi + inappropriate handling of E-mails containing Classified information.

Eight reason….. rumours about her health being not brilliant, including a dodgy heart valve she’s too damn stubborn to get fixed in case it made her look too fragile for the job.

Which might also explain why she went without holding a press conference or much other contact with the media for over 270 days of her campaign… while Trump went full steam ahead, hardly stopped talking…..

Ninth reason…. rumours about her hygene, or lack of.

Tenth reason…. trying to attract Millenials to vote for her, then trying to please her lobbyists by trying to screw services such as “Uber” + “AirBnB” out of existance…. aka the kind of new & interesting ways of doing things millenial types tend to embrace.

Eleventh reason….. targetting the wrong audience with wrong policies…. she basically seemed to be trying to attract:
1) The sort of people who inspired the creation of sitcom characters Frasier & Niles Crane…. the sort of people who drink wine, drive luxury cars, and go to Golf Clubs / Country Clubs / Yacht Clubs, etc

2) The sort of people who would buy a Toyota Prius (Aka the “Pious”)

3) People who seem to want to live off food stamps + also want the government to pay for the consequences of them laying on their backs with their legs in the air.

Let’s face it, in America those people are very few & far between, and you’re far more likely to find people who embrace & would much rather: Drive a pick-up truck (very likely a Ford F-150) or a Muscle Car, drink cheap massed produced beer, love to go mudding + fishing + hunting + watch NASCAR, and want to work hard for a living and earn a good income for their family without having to mooch off the government….. and love going to church….. love using guns responsibly without doing harm to anybody (as seem on the “DemolitionRanch” and other popular Youtube channels)… and are extremely proud of their Armed forces + emergency services…. basically the sort of people Hillary referred to as “racists” & “deplorables”.

Expanded from a reply given at Yahoo Answers.

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Planning for Brexit

Yes, well I’ve just (when I first drafted this blog post in March) seen this excellent piece of forward planning *sarcasm*……

So, let’s try come up with some plans ourselves, shall we?

The first thing, based on a Tweet from Daniel Hannan I remember seeing a few months back saying we could knock around 60% off Council Tax. Based on this, I’m thinking maybe phase the cut in by reducing it by around 2 – 5% a year while using the excess to play catch-up on the crapload of Infrastructure repairs & upgrades required in many places + regeneration projects and things like that until the 60% cut is achieved (or things are met part way).

The next thing I’m thinking of it to use it as an excuse to introduce Flat Taxes. Not only do they piss off lefties who can’t do maths or properly read about policies before jumping into attack mode, but they also get shot of loopholes that mean the better paid pay more from it being easier just to pay it than employ a decent accountant to find ways of wriggling out of paying more than necessary. The less well paid also pay less because of a threshold that lets them keep hold of more of their money.

Following this up by a Universal Income welfare system I’ve seen a handful of other countries decide to roll out… a number of other countries seem to also be having a crack at introducing them since I first spotted Telegraph articles about it, so why not?

Introduce something called “Agricultural Allowance” / “Farming Credits” to replace EU subsidies to British farmers. + maybe something similar for our tattered & torn fishing industry while it gets back on it’s feet from decades of EU interference?

Double the cancer drugs funding, think it’s currently about the same as what we’ve been paying the EU daily….

Ditch V.A.T from 20% to around 10-17.5%… I’ve got an app on my iPhone called VAT Pro, which also gives the rates for equivalent sales taxes in other parts of the world, such as 6.5% in Illinois over in the United States.

At the same time we could put through my earlier plan of ditching 2 different taxes on road fuel (fuel duty + vat), and create a new single Fuel Sales Tax on it instead.

I’ll probably come up with a few more ideas later, perhaps?

Update:

Other stuff to do will probably include a bonfire of surplus regulations that’ve been foisted on us over the years

ConservativeChitChat’s Opinion on Politicians who say Britain can’t thrive outside the EU

Whenever you hear a politician on the TV, Radio or Social Media say that Britain can’t thrive outside the EU… is it just me, or do you also think when they say that, they are basically saying they’re a useless cunt who feels they’re totally incapable of running the United Kingdom without having someone else there to hold their hand, and therefore running for Parliament probably wasn’t the most suitable career choice they could’ve made?

America & the Emperor’s New Clothes

As the election process for the next President is underway, and leftards are getting their knickers in a twist every time Donald Trump’s lips move, I’ve had this thought pop into my head to describe the situation…..

America has quite a few problems, and seems to be going through a phase similar to the part in the story about The Emperor’s New Clothes, where the emperor is walking around his kingdom stark bollock naked, and everyone is too polite to mention it to him because they don’t want to drop themselves in the shit.

Donald Trump is kinda like the kid in the story who makes everyone nearly faint by finally pointing it out.


Trump is currently tied with Ted Cruz as my preference for the top job.

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Quickfire list of benefits to Britain Leaving the EU…

Copied from a slightly too late reponse to a Yahoo Answers Question….

The Parliament in Westminster would regain the sovereignty that Gordon Brown signed away via the backdoor, so our elected politicians would get more work to stick their teeth into (instead of mostly rubber-stamping crap foisted on them from Brussels).

Council Taxes would fall by around 60% according to Daniel Hannan MEP, as we’d no longer have to fork out £10-14billion a year subscribing to EU membership…… basically every year we’re forking out a sum equivalent to what it cost to build the Channel Tunnel to be part of the EU.

Food prices would drop by 17%, as the Common Agricultural Policy + Common Fisheries Policy jack-up food bills by £1200 a year.

Our sea fishing industry might regain strength again, as it’s apparently losing £3.5billion a year from having it’s time allowed out + grounds restricted by the Common Fisheries policy.

We’d likely see British businesses grow as EU regulations would be able to be ditched….. that apparently holds us back by around £200billion a year, and there were 100,000 pages of the damn things introduced from 1997 – 2010.

Communities will become safer, as we’d have a way easier time booting out some of the more questionable immigrants we currently have a hell of a job getting shot of (e.g. Eastern European rapists, etc).

The price of non-food goods would also fall, as we’d be able to negotiate foreign trade deals on our own terms, with protection via World Trade Organisation rules….. for which we’d regain a seat at, which we don’t have with EU membership.

Defence would be unaffected as that’s all traditionally done through NATO anyway.

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