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Essential Reading for UK Conservatives

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Lefties, Immigration problems & diarrhea

I just took a peep at my Facebook timeline a few moments ago, and I saw this……… Brace yourself. Here it comes… Posted by Breitbart on Saturday, August 29, 2015 The reason immigration in both America & Europe is turning into a total disaster is because of people like him treating the problem in a way that’s akin to a man with a severe bout of Diarrhea trying to treat it with the kind of powerful laxatives used prior to a colonoscopy (instead of a more suitable treatment such as

Posted in Leftards, Random thoughts

Climate Realists vs Alarmists

Climate Realists, aka Sceptics, are like a man with an itchy testicle treating it as such – they’re treating a tiny problem as just a tiny problem. Climate Alarmists, aka Global Warmingists, are like a man with an itchy testicle reacting to it as though they’ve just had a limb cut off with a chainsaw – they’re over-reacting big time.

Posted in Environment, Random thoughts

Obama – Now even less popular than a fart in a spacesuit

There was a couple of stories in the past week in the media that showed Obama is getting just as unpopular among that lot as I know he is from talking to my online friends in Arkansas, North Carolina + Oklahoma……… with these 3 sucker punches being landed: Sheriff Clarke: Everything #Obama Touches "Tends to Turn to Crap" – Breitbart http://t.co/JU4Qk6rHGM — ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) July 19, 2015 Watch This TV Host SCHOOL Obama… Says What We’re ALL Thinking http://t.co/X9zdKsUnqy — ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) July 20, 2015 Ft. Hood Victim Says Obama Needs To Get Head Out Of A$$ – BB4SP http://t.co/SDlqLOrxPY pic.twitter.com/MrmK0d5XSP — Conservative Chick (@NaughtyBeyotch) July 20, 2015 It seems

Posted in USA, USA Politics

A Labour party lead by Jeremy Corbyn would be like Kinky sex

So it’s suddenly popped into my head that a Labour party being lead by Jeremy Corbyn would probably be rather alot like sex involving handcuffs, gas masks + custard filled wellington boots……. different, but followed only by a few weirdo’s. Any bets yet on how many more seats Labour will lose in the next General Election with him in charge? Especially if people are a bit tetchy about some of his mates……. Tuesday Caption Contest Special: Jeremy Corbyn, Martin McGuinness and Gerry Adams Edition http://t.co/bkozd0lFKi pic.twitter.com/XzcrRgqbyA — Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 21, 2015 Jeremy Corbyn, friend to Hamas, Iran & extremists http://t.co/OSdTRp24OD. So in tune with so much of the

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Blocked by Galloway

It’s considered a sign of having made it among Conservatives on Twitter to have been blocked by George Galloway on Twitter, and today I noticed I’ve finally “made it”. @ConservativeCCh Can't think why the loud mouthed, small minded wanker would do such as thing…….. https://t.co/j6kJ6PjBui — ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015 To celebrate, I decided to try make a few George Galloway jokes, seeing as he can’t see ’em….. What did the man with the 1-inch cock have for breakfast? I dunno 'cos @georgegalloway blocked me, so can't see if he tweeted what he had — ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015 How many George Galloway's does it take to change

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Hereditary Labour Voters & Sheep Shagging

With the 2015 General Election getting ever closer, you’ll no doubt start hearing stories about zombiefied sheeple voting Labour for no other reason than it being because their Grandad + other previous generations of relatives did so before them out of blind faith too. While doing something in the kitchen a few moments ago, I managed to crack myself up after a train of thought on a parr with a Billy Connolly stand-up routine on this subject popped into my head, and it was so damn funny (well I thought so anyway), I just had to write it down in this blog and share it. If people are voting Labour

Posted in Leftards, Random thoughts, UK

Does Britain need a new fleet of medium/big bombers?

Once upon a time, Britain had at it’s disposal a whole caboodle of bombers to choose from including the Avro Vulcan, Vickers Valiant, Handley-Page Victor, the English Electric Canberra + the Blackburn Buccaneer. Now it doesn’t, apart from a fleet of fighter-bombers. I’ve been thinking of this and been meaning to blog about it for months (as usual), based on the fact the USA still has big bombers such as the Rockwell B1B + the Northrop B-2 + the trusty old B-52, while Russia also has a fleet of bombers such as the TU-95 + a new one showed off in the DM the other day (TU-160). Mainly because the

Posted in Defense, UK

If you want to improve education, why d’ya want to teach them about ****ing Russell Brand?

Something else I mean’t to blog about for a while, and only just not gotten around to it: Post by Politics UK. If you want to improve A-Levels + education in general, why do you want them being taught about an idiot with a beard who’s mostly famous for shagging American pop star Katy Perry + sending funny phone calls to Manuel from Fawlty Towers, as well as writing books described as being full of complete crap? I have a much better idea – teach them about Jeremy Clarkson instead. He may often get slagged off as being an idiot, but just like Boris Johnson is actually way cleverer than

Posted in Education, Policy ideas, UK

Would we be further ahead in the polls if we hadn’t laid back and thought of England when lefties attacked?

You may have noticed from the polls that even though Labour has some of the least liked politicians in the UK, such as Ed Balls, Mad Hattie Harperson + Liam “there’s no money left” Byrne, that the gap between them & us Conservative types in the polls is more like one of those touring car races where the drivers are knocking each other’s door mirrors off…. rather than being the polling equivalent of one of those old wet F1 races where Ayrton Senna would lap the entire field. I place the blame on the early days of the coalition, where lefties on social media groups such as this and this

Posted in Leftards, Random thoughts, UK