Blocked by Galloway

It’s considered a sign of having made it among Conservatives on Twitter to have been blocked by George Galloway on Twitter, and today I noticed I’ve finally “made it”.

@ConservativeCCh Can't think why the loud mouthed, small minded wanker would do such as thing…….. https://t.co/j6kJ6PjBui

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

To celebrate, I decided to try make a few George Galloway jokes, seeing as he can’t see ’em…..

What did the man with the 1-inch cock have for breakfast? I dunno 'cos @georgegalloway blocked me, so can't see if he tweeted what he had

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

How many George Galloway's does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, as his has been off for ages

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

Why did George Galloway cross the road? To get away from Louise Mensch coming after him with her handbag

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

What do George Galloway & Lego have in common? They both have lots of blocks.

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

George Galloway's wife goes to the dentist, he asks "how's the mouth?" she replies "still in bed blocking people on Twitter from his phone"

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015

Feel free to add your own in the comments section thingy below

EDIT: Please remember NOT to retweet this

George Galloway's priceless look after losing #BradfordWest. He will hate this photo, pls do not retweet it. Thanks! pic.twitter.com/LHKxkukMVK

— Silver Surfer (@RobPulseNews) May 8, 2015