It’s considered a sign of having made it among Conservatives on Twitter to have been blocked by George Galloway on Twitter, and today I noticed I’ve finally “made it”.
@ConservativeCCh Can't think why the loud mouthed, small minded wanker would do such as thing…….. https://t.co/j6kJ6PjBui
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
To celebrate, I decided to try make a few George Galloway jokes, seeing as he can’t see ’em…..
What did the man with the 1-inch cock have for breakfast? I dunno 'cos @georgegalloway blocked me, so can't see if he tweeted what he had
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
How many George Galloway's does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, as his has been off for ages
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
Why did George Galloway cross the road? To get away from Louise Mensch coming after him with her handbag
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
What do George Galloway & Lego have in common? They both have lots of blocks.
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
George Galloway's wife goes to the dentist, he asks "how's the mouth?" she replies "still in bed blocking people on Twitter from his phone"
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 10, 2015
Feel free to add your own in the comments section thingy below
EDIT: Please remember NOT to retweet this
George Galloway's priceless look after losing #BradfordWest.
He will hate this photo, pls do not retweet it. Thanks! pic.twitter.com/LHKxkukMVK
— Silver Surfer (@RobPulseNews) May 8, 2015
