Labour Party Try to Run a Concert

Apparently Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party tried to run a concert for young supporters in a field earlier today, and here’s some social media posts I’ve stumbled across showing just how well it went…….

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Kathy Griffin is a Massive Racist

Not only is the so called comedian a sicko who now currently looks like one of those f***ing “Elf on the Shelf” figures that come out at Christmas time, but now it turns out she’s also a massive racist…. and the real sort, not the fake ones leftists accuse people of being when they’re losing the argument…..

Apologies if the photo in the second tweet caused anyone to vomit at the sight of it…

Journo Goes Nuclear on Labour MP

I was flicking through Twitter while eating my dinner, and I found this……….

Shove your sugar taxes where the sun doesn’t shine

All they would do is take money from poor people (making them poorer), straight into the government’s bank account without doing anything to tackle the actual problem (such as encouraging people to take a break from sitting on their arse watching crap reality shows, or playing call of duty, and getting some damn exercise).

Items that would be affected are already expensive enough for what they are, without some jumped-up food-nazi TV Chef’s nanny-state taxes being whacked on top of them.

Most 45g Chocolate bars cost around 60p now (were around 45p when I was a kid)…. 330ml cans of soft drink are around 59p to 70p now (up from 39p-45p when I was a kid)…. and 1litre tubs of Ice cream are around £2.50 to £4.

For a selection of American articles on why Sugar Taxes are a load of crap, CLICK HERE.

Oh, and while we’re at it, can we drop the tax on Whiskey, as last I heard it was around 70%+ of the total cost of the stuff…. and according to a Health food freak website I came across, is actually very healthy for you as long as you don’t make a regular habit of getting totally rat-arsed on the stuff.

Lefties, Immigration problems & diarrhea

I just took a peep at my Facebook timeline a few moments ago, and I saw this………

Brace yourself. Here it comes…

Posted by Breitbart on Saturday, August 29, 2015

The reason immigration in both America & Europe is turning into a total disaster is because of people like him treating the problem in a way that’s akin to a man with a severe bout of Diarrhea trying to treat it with the kind of powerful laxatives used prior to a colonoscopy (instead of a more suitable treatment such as imodium).

It also reminded me of one of the episodes from the first series of Blackadder (the one where the King was a teensy bit upset about Religious people)….

A Labour party lead by Jeremy Corbyn would be like Kinky sex

So it’s suddenly popped into my head that a Labour party being lead by Jeremy Corbyn would probably be rather alot like sex involving handcuffs, gas masks + custard filled wellington boots……. different, but followed only by a few weirdo’s.

Any bets yet on how many more seats Labour will lose in the next General Election with him in charge? Especially if people are a bit tetchy about some of his mates…….

Blocked by Galloway

It’s considered a sign of having made it among Conservatives on Twitter to have been blocked by George Galloway on Twitter, and today I noticed I’ve finally “made it”.

To celebrate, I decided to try make a few George Galloway jokes, seeing as he can’t see ’em…..

Feel free to add your own in the comments section thingy below

EDIT: Please remember NOT to retweet this

Hereditary Labour Voters & Sheep Shagging

With the 2015 General Election getting ever closer, you’ll no doubt start hearing stories about zombiefied sheeple voting Labour for no other reason than it being because their Grandad + other previous generations of relatives did so before them out of blind faith too.

While doing something in the kitchen a few moments ago, I managed to crack myself up after a train of thought on a parr with a Billy Connolly stand-up routine on this subject popped into my head, and it was so damn funny (well I thought so anyway), I just had to write it down in this blog and share it.

If people are voting Labour “because that’s what Grandad used to do”, what other things are they doing & think is perfectly acceptable to do “because that’s what Grandad used to do”? What if some of them had Grandad’s who were into sheep shagging?

Now that I’ve recovered from laughing at that thought….
If you wouldn’t shag sheep, even though you had a Grandparent who did so, why wouldn’t you also think for yourself and make your own minds up as to who sets tax rates & other things that dictate how to live your life from the choice of the good, the not bad, the Bloody Awful or the Bloody daft?

Would we be further ahead in the polls if we hadn’t laid back and thought of England when lefties attacked?

You may have noticed from the polls that even though Labour has some of the least liked politicians in the UK, such as Ed Balls, Mad Hattie Harperson + Liam “there’s no money left” Byrne, that the gap between them & us Conservative types in the polls is more like one of those touring car races where the drivers are knocking each other’s door mirrors off…. rather than being the polling equivalent of one of those old wet F1 races where Ayrton Senna would lap the entire field.

I place the blame on the early days of the coalition, where lefties on social media groups such as this and this (with followings the size of a small town) constantly giving us sh*t for things that were a legacy left behind by Labour.
Things such as the Spare Room Subsidy (or “Bedroom Tax” as they call it) + the ATOS assessments for disabled people that got too many pukka claimants for benefits caught up in the cross-fire in the attempt to crackdown on those trying to screw the system.
Then there was the way they tried to twist the policy proposal of replacing the human rights act I blogged about earlier…. making out that Conservatives wanted to scrap human rights entirely so we could perform Auschwitz / North Korean style human rights abuses.

Instead of ripping them to shreds for doing so like Americans such as Sarah Palin, Trey Gowdy or Judge Jeannine would (or for that matter Breitbart London gaffer James Delingpole) there seemed to be a tendency to “lay back and think of England” over it in an attempt to maintain the image of being at least more polite than the lefties. Since Yahoo Answers was first launched whenever it was (a question & answer website of the 4th most popular website in the world) I often had to do “Diego Maradona style one man stands” debunking leftie crap ‘cos no one else seemed to be stepping up to the plate to deal with it too.

Things seem to have improved somewhat since January 2014 when I made a New Years Resolution Tweet on a similar theme that kinda mentioned it, and there being such a thing as being too polite.

On top of the new stuff, there’s still no let-up in the other old stand-bys of the left for throwing s**t at Conservatives over things like the ditching school milk Thatcher milk snatcher one (even though labour started it, and to a greater extent) + closing coal mines (even though labour started it, and to a greater extent).