Auntie Beeb Needs A Good Spanking

After the leaders debate type thing on the BBC earlier on, the main takeaway I’m getting is that the BBC Bias on display was among some of the worst ever seen. Continue reading “Auntie Beeb Needs A Good Spanking”

The Liberal Democrats Still Suck

For many years, the Liberal Democrats have had some sort of yellow bird as their logo, much like a Canary, which for many years (since at least the 17th century), has been a popular avian pet to keep in a cage.

The Canary-like logo is perhaps appropriate for them seeing as they also seem to want to keep the British population trapped in a cage, more commonly known as the EU, despite the fact a significant chunk of the British population voted to part company with the EU way back in 2016.


Despite this democratic vote to leave, the Liberal Democrats have been part of the problem of elitist moron politicians throwing a spanner in the works, and have vowed to continue doing so, and therefore must be destroyed like a rabid dog, never to inhabit elected government ever again. Continue reading “The Liberal Democrats Still Suck”

More Proof Socialism is Worthless Compared to Capitalism

Shortly after getting my butt out of bed today, and my pacing habit had kicked in I suddenly got wondering what would happen if I put the following words into a well known popular keyword tool.

  • Socialism
  • Capitalism
  • Libertarianism

Pictured below is a screenshot of the results Continue reading “More Proof Socialism is Worthless Compared to Capitalism”

ConservativeChitChat’s Opinion on Politicians who say Britain can’t thrive outside the EU

Whenever you hear a politician on the TV, Radio or Social Media say that Britain can’t thrive outside the EU… is it just me, or do you also think when they say that, they are basically saying they’re a useless cunt who feels they’re totally incapable of running the United Kingdom without having someone else there to hold their hand, and therefore running for Parliament probably wasn’t the most suitable career choice they could’ve made?

America & the Emperor’s New Clothes

As the election process for the next President is underway, and leftards are getting their knickers in a twist every time Donald Trump’s lips move, I’ve had this thought pop into my head to describe the situation…..

America has quite a few problems, and seems to be going through a phase similar to the part in the story about The Emperor’s New Clothes, where the emperor is walking around his kingdom stark bollock naked, and everyone is too polite to mention it to him because they don’t want to drop themselves in the shit.

Donald Trump is kinda like the kid in the story who makes everyone nearly faint by finally pointing it out.


Trump is currently tied with Ted Cruz as my preference for the top job.

Shove your sugar taxes where the sun doesn’t shine

All they would do is take money from poor people (making them poorer), straight into the government’s bank account without doing anything to tackle the actual problem (such as encouraging people to take a break from sitting on their arse watching crap reality shows, or playing call of duty, and getting some damn exercise).

Items that would be affected are already expensive enough for what they are, without some jumped-up food-nazi TV Chef’s nanny-state taxes being whacked on top of them.

Most 45g Chocolate bars cost around 60p now (were around 45p when I was a kid)…. 330ml cans of soft drink are around 59p to 70p now (up from 39p-45p when I was a kid)…. and 1litre tubs of Ice cream are around £2.50 to £4.

For a selection of American articles on why Sugar Taxes are a load of crap, CLICK HERE.

Oh, and while we’re at it, can we drop the tax on Whiskey, as last I heard it was around 70%+ of the total cost of the stuff…. and according to a Health food freak website I came across, is actually very healthy for you as long as you don’t make a regular habit of getting totally rat-arsed on the stuff.

Lefties, Immigration problems & diarrhea

I just took a peep at my Facebook timeline a few moments ago, and I saw this………

Brace yourself. Here it comes…

Posted by Breitbart on Saturday, August 29, 2015

The reason immigration in both America & Europe is turning into a total disaster is because of people like him treating the problem in a way that’s akin to a man with a severe bout of Diarrhea trying to treat it with the kind of powerful laxatives used prior to a colonoscopy (instead of a more suitable treatment such as imodium).

It also reminded me of one of the episodes from the first series of Blackadder (the one where the King was a teensy bit upset about Religious people)….

Climate Realists vs Alarmists

Climate Realists, aka Sceptics, are like a man with an itchy testicle treating it as such – they’re treating a tiny problem as just a tiny problem.

Climate Alarmists, aka Global Warmingists, are like a man with an itchy testicle reacting to it as though they’ve just had a limb cut off with a chainsaw – they’re over-reacting big time.

A Labour party lead by Jeremy Corbyn would be like Kinky sex

So it’s suddenly popped into my head that a Labour party being lead by Jeremy Corbyn would probably be rather alot like sex involving handcuffs, gas masks + custard filled wellington boots……. different, but followed only by a few weirdo’s.

Any bets yet on how many more seats Labour will lose in the next General Election with him in charge? Especially if people are a bit tetchy about some of his mates…….

Blocked by Galloway

It’s considered a sign of having made it among Conservatives on Twitter to have been blocked by George Galloway on Twitter, and today I noticed I’ve finally “made it”.


To celebrate, I decided to try make a few George Galloway jokes, seeing as he can’t see ’em…..







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