I was flicking through Twitter while eating my dinner, and I found this……….
Lately I’ve seen something incredible rare on social media these days: some posts about the NHS that are so sensible it’d be rude not to share, and not let them fade into obscurity:
When I got up today, my news feeds and timelines were filled with news of the return of Bananaman, brother of Beaker.
Apparently he’s tag-teamed with a cross-party bunch of has-beens to Remoan about Brexit, so he’s lost none of his old abilities to spout BS.
You may have noticed a bit of a kerfuffle over the recent appearance of the leader of the Green Party in an interview on the BBC on Sunday.
In case you missed it……….
See, told you it didn’t go too well, with the Telegraph describing the greens as Toddlers and many others being far less polite than that (to put it mildly).
They want to devolve our armed forces from it’s present proud (despite the cuts) form, to something akin to Dad’s Army.
They want to scrap our nuclear deterrent, at a time when Russia + Iran + North Korea are starting to get a bit “frisky”.
They want to totally abolish immigration controls, at a time when people already think we’re letting in too many immigrants of the wrong sort, and despite reforms brought in by the Conservative / LibDem coalition can still barely tell whether or not we actually have any immigration control.
They want to make it easier to bring it a foreign spouse…….. which admittedly is probably the only thing I will ever agree with the green party on ‘cos I’ve had it with British women – never caused me anything but problems with teasing me + calling me ugly + getting the wrong end of the stick over stuff + most of them seem to be more interested in tattoo covered Stella swilling morons. In contrast I’ve found women from the USA + Canada act far better towards me. The Ukranian ones don’t seem too bad either (apart from the language barrier).
Erm, anyway………… the greenies also apparently want to stick the British Royal Family (who help drum up millions of £’s of business for the UK every year) in a council house.
Additionally……. they want to give everyone (including millionaires) an allowance of £72 a week, which is 40p a week less than people currently get on Jobseekers allowance (or £1.10 a week less than when it goes up in April).
This would apparently cost about £250billion a year to finance, nearly £100billion a year more than the £156billion a year budget shortfall that Labour left for the Conservative Party to try whittle down.
The Green’s Education policy is apparently so shit that even the Labour party noticed it’s crap (and Tory’s agree with Labour’s Tristram Hunt, for once).
Oh, and they also apparently think it’s ok to be part of ISIS + Al Qeada, who do this sorta stuff……
Apparently the Labour Party have been holding their annual conference, and Ed Miliband made a speech as disasterous as a Top Gear caravanning holiday (only less entertaining) with it slated by both the media + politicians from the Conservatives, UKIP + his own side.
In Twitchy(ish) style, here’s some of the best comments I’ve spotted on Twitter about it:
Yes, it really was THAT bad. Now here’s Boris & Dan to give a reminder of how giving a speech SHOULD be done….
And as an added bonus……….
And from across the Atlantic….
Oh yeah, nearly forgot…..
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