Media Furiously Masturbates over Creepy Joe Biden

He’s barely been installed in office a day* half a month, but already the same mainstream media who constantly b*tched and moaned about President Donald Trump doing good for America are absolutely creaming themselves with joy over Creepy Joe Biden, and giving his lot overly soft treatment – despite the fact he’s churning out loads of executive orders that are poised to kill millions of American jobs and set back women’s rights + make essential medicines more expensive again.

Which is strange considering how most of them seem to be furiously masturbating with excitement that Biden is President 🙄 https://t.co/vZAmtg4NlV

— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) January 21, 2021

In less than 72 hours, Joe Biden:

—Killed 70,000+ jobs
—Eliminated women’s sports
—Invaded Syria
—Left the National Guard to freeze in a garage
—Admitted he doesn’t have a plan to fight COVID
—Broke his own mask mandate EO
—Ended US energy independence

Do you miss Trump yet?

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 23, 2021

Biden supporters cheering on failure for the country sums up how really ignorant and stupid these people are. Far too many.#CantFixStupid

— America First (@Adamant_Patriot) January 24, 2021

Trump was rude and crude, but he didn’t destroy 70k jobs with a wave of his pen. I hope Righties who felt they were too good to for vote for ‘icky Trump’ are happy w/what’s going to happen to this country in the next 8 years.

Hey, at least the mean tweets are gone, right?

— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) January 23, 2021

BREAKING REPORT: Hot Mic Catches Joe Biden Saying ‘I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M SIGNING,’ Signs Executive Order Anyway…

— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) January 23, 2021

Biden reversed the executive order put in place by Trump to reduce pricing for insulin and epinephrine… because… leftists suddenly love big pharma and hate working Americans? 🤷‍♂️

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 23, 2021

2 days …

– 60,000 jobs destroyed.
– U.S. gas and oil industry being destroyed.
– Women’s sports destroyed.
– Troops forced to sleep in parking garages.
– Ramping up Middle East wars again already.
vs
But orange man tweets were hurting my special whittle feelings.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 22, 2021

So we’re finding out that “Build Back Better” means 5-6.00 a gallon gas, legalizing millions of illegals to compete for jobs with millions of out of work Americans, giving Iran a path to nuclear weapons, and spending trillions on the Paris Climate Accord. And that’s just 1 day.

— Texan_For_Liberty (@Blaine_James_TX) January 22, 2021

* It was a day since he’d been in office when I wrote the first draft of this blog post before I kinda got side tracked with other stuff and forgot to get this thing finished and posted, hence why this final thing is a rushed and probably not as great as I originally intended mess by the time you’re reading this.

Some in the media have at least made an effort to point this fawning out….

Even the New York Times is telling President Biden to stop with his executive orders https://t.co/JmJYt1NByP

— TheBlaze (@theblaze) January 29, 2021